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PostSubject: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:13 pm

The Price you Pay for being Romantic


Mar 11, 4:23 pm ET
by Erik Kirschbaum; editing by Paul Casciato
BERLIN (Reuters) –


A German woman, fearful that a burglar was trying to break into her second storey apartment,
called police after she heard someone climbing up to her balcony shortly after midnight,
police said Thursday.

Police discovered the "burglar" was a man carrying flowers and a bottle of wine who turned out
to be the woman's boyfriend, but then arrested him on an outstanding warrant.

"He was trying to surprise her with the flowers and a bottle of wine but it all went wrong,"
said Korbach police spokesman Volker Koenig.
He said the man jumped down from the balcony and tried to escape but was quickly tackled by police.

"He nevertheless gave the police who were taking him to jail the bottle of wine as a
gesture of thanks for the friendly treatment after the arrest," Koenig said.



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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:09 pm

to finish the story after he was arrested and put in jail. Later that night he finally got his sex. Although it wasn't quite what he had in mind.
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:49 pm

I found out it's not a great plan to buy her a puppy, unless you want the puppy for yourself when it's over
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PostSubject: horrible but important tip   Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:11 am

OK, I know this is horrible...but good info to remember:



Love in a cold climate lethal for couple

Reuters
Mar 17, 9:58 am ET
MOSCOW (Reuters) –



A Russian couple having sex in a car parked in a tiny garage have died from
carbon monoxide poisoning, Interfax news agency reported on Tuesday.

"A man and a woman retreated to their Volkswagen to have sex.
Most likely the lovers turned on the engine to get warm," Interfax reported,
citing a source in the Moscow police force.

During a moment of "intimate closeness," the pair, in southern Moscow,
inhaled the gas and died, the source added.

Many Russians keep their cars in box-like iron garages near their homes,
which snugly encase their cars.




(Reporting by Amie Ferris-Rotman, editing by Paul Casciato)

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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:42 pm

this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:02 am

jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

That's tooo funny. Sounds like something I would have done.
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:17 pm

jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

now that is true romance
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:40 pm

Joebert wrote:
jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

That's tooo funny. Sounds like something I would have done.

he was not too bright.... but the cop's flashlight on ... my 'friend's ' butt was very bright!!!! C9femist C9femist
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:41 pm

KK wrote:
jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

now that is true romance

omg.... he was SUCH a romantic. C9no C9no
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:53 pm

did he need help? or is that too personal to ask? popcorn
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:47 pm

yangying wrote:
did he need help? or is that too personal to ask? popcorn

i am sure he was getting all the 'help' he would ever need.... Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:11 pm

jjjamesjchrist wrote:
KK wrote:
jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

now that is true romance

omg.... he was SUCH a romantic. C9no C9no

so i've heard rolleyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:48 am

I didn't see ages but I ddid stuff like that when I was 16/17.
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:28 pm

Joebert wrote:
I didn't see ages but I ddid stuff like that when I was 16/17.
you saw people getting arrested on a ladder?
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:48 pm

jjjamesjchrist wrote:
this "friend" of mine was in the back seat with her boyfriend in a quiet parking lot and he put up the sunscreen in the windshield for added privacy. so she was bare ass naked and performing oral sex when there was a tap on the window behind her and the police were there asking if we were all right. the jerky boyfriend had turned the SEND HELP side outward on the windshield..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whoops, did i say 'we'... i meant 'they' facepalm

We have a winner! No more calls, please!
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:40 am

Wouldn't it have been great to be the cop?
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PostSubject: Re: The Price you Pay for being Romantic   Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:50 pm

Joebert wrote:
Wouldn't it have been great to be the cop?

you read my mind
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