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PostSubject: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:29 pm

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought!)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



(From drinking little bottles of?)

(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)





Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam!
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:13 pm

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


if either of our mothers are in the room - the sword will fall swiftly
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:19 pm

rolling on floor lau rolling on floor lau rolling on floor lau rolling on floor lau rolling on floor lau
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:28 pm

poor Indonesians seem to be pornographically challenged

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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:52 pm

yingyang wrote:
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


if either of our mothers are in the room - the sword will fall swiftly


i'll never forget the few times my mother walked in on me affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:00 am

See you in Guam!
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:28 pm

Joebert wrote:
See you in Guam!
did you ever see the women from guam
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:04 am

KK wrote:
Joebert wrote:
See you in Guam!
did you ever see the women from guam

Oops guess that's why they have to pay someone, but no I haven't.
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:09 am

Joebert wrote:
KK wrote:
Joebert wrote:
See you in Guam!
did you ever see the women from guam

Oops guess that's why they have to pay someone, but no I haven't.

guam sounds like something that gets stuck on the bottom of your shoe.
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:42 am



Wait where's my passport?
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:55 am

Joebert wrote:


Wait where's my passport?


typical male.... can't remember where stuff is....ask your wife !!!!! LoLevil

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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:16 pm

c/thru wrote:
Joebert wrote:


Wait where's my passport?


typical male.... can't remember where stuff is....ask your wife !!!!! LoLevil

so last year on the Wed before new years we're all out to dinner. Giada suggests going to a tropical island for new years and a long weekend. we're all psyched, especially the boys. so we get home an go online to make reservations and book flights. I say get the passports so we don't forget them. She says they are in the safe deposit box. Hmmm we're leaving the next morning, banks are closed, vacations over
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:28 am

Nice planning.
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:11 pm

my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:49 pm

c/thru wrote:
my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

Yes I did - thank you. lolFlag
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:59 pm

c/thru wrote:
my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

womens logic V8
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:04 pm

Giada wrote:
c/thru wrote:
my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

Yes I did - thank you. lolFlag
how much crap do we have that we have no idea where it is?
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:49 am

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
c/thru wrote:
my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

Yes I did - thank you. lolFlag
how much crap do we have that we have no idea where it is?


Oh, Oh, I know this one....

that probably depends on WHO put it there lolFlag

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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:08 pm

c/thru wrote:
KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
c/thru wrote:
my point is still valid...she knew right where they were grin

Yes I did - thank you. lolFlag
how much crap do we have that we have no idea where it is?


Oh, Oh, I know this one....

that probably depends on WHO put it there lolFlag

when we move we are going to be like, oh that's where that was, or I didn't know we had that
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:18 pm

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when we move we are going to be like, oh that's where that was, or I didn't know we had that


you will find you have at least 2 of almost everything
coz when you couldn't find the 1st one, you went out and bought another one just like it

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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:41 pm

I recently found a 2006 calendar still in it's wrapper. I'm going to have to start leaving notes for myself...
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:29 am

Wallstone wrote:
I recently found a 2006 calendar still in it's wrapper. I'm going to have to start leaving notes for myself...
If you save it you'll be able to use it again in 2017...

http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/repeating.html?year=2006&country=1
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:16 am

java wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
I recently found a 2006 calendar still in it's wrapper. I'm going to have to start leaving notes for myself...
If you save it you'll be able to use it again in 2017...

[url=http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/repeating.html?year=2006&country=1
http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/repeating.html?year=2006&country=1[/quote[/url]]

With all the new technology wil we even use calendars then?
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:59 am

c/thru wrote:
KK wrote:


when we move we are going to be like, oh that's where that was, or I didn't know we had that


you will find you have at least 2 of almost everything
coz when you couldn't find the 1st one, you went out and bought another one just like it

i'm the same way. plus with tools I need to have a set in the house, and one in the garage and one in the shed
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PostSubject: Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts   Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:00 am

java wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
I recently found a 2006 calendar still in it's wrapper. I'm going to have to start leaving notes for myself...
If you save it you'll be able to use it again in 2017...

http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/repeating.html?year=2006&country=1

it's amazing what i find un opened
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