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PostSubject: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:30 pm

Beer-buzzed boy, 4, wanted to visit jailed dad
Mom says he got drunk, stole girl's dress because he 'wants to go to jail'


Thurs., Dec . 17, 2009
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.

Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night,
drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

The child's mother, 21-year-old April Wright, told WTVC-TV that the boy
"wants to go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

Wright said she and the boy's father are going though a divorce.



The boy, found outside his house in Chattanooga on Tuesday, was taken to a hospital
and treated for alcohol consumption.

Hamilton County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Janice Atkinson said the incident is
being investigated but the department declined to release the report.

The boy's mother said she met with child protective services and was told she will get to
keep custody of her son.




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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:23 pm

I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:56 pm

KK wrote:
I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.


it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:50 pm

Maybe they should let the kid visit his dad at the jail?
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:55 am

What's the problem he wasn't even driving. But he wil be with his dad soon enough.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:15 pm

[quote="c/thru"]
KK wrote:
I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.


it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out Rolling Eyes[/quotyou're probably right. it works wonders in the ghetto's
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:18 am

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c/thru wrote:
KK wrote:
I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.


it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out [/quotyou're probably right. it works wonders in the ghetto's

I think in this case it is the parents fault. I woud have been keeping my eyes on that little son of a gun and kept the keys in my pocket and the liquor cabinet locked.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:39 pm

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:28 pm

Giada wrote:
Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.
so that's briana's issue, what about everyone else
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:29 am

Giada wrote:
Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

Guess that's why they call it dope!
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:40 am

Giada wrote:
Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:04 am

I'm glad he didn't get into the guns
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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:45 am

BMG wrote:
Giada wrote:
Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time   Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:07 am

BMG wrote:
Giada wrote:
Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you.

Here you go -
If I ever need he`p translating ebonix I'm coming ta ya. and shit.
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