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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:52 pm

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a bunch of Po crakers. took everything they had right down to their .....

peg legs, garters and hooks; however, being freed from worldly possessions and even a drop a yummy rum punch, the pirates had a piratey epiphany and realized that they could be more than pirates... that they could be......

movie stars in a new movie starring Johhny Depp, so they packed up their pirate gear and headed for...
las vegas, only made it out to needles where they discovered......

snoopy and his brother spike pretending to be vultures, lurking over the near dead pirate-actors who, for all their forethought, failed to bring......
antiseptic mouthwash and when they were kissed they scream, dog germs, I've been kissed by a dog and got dog germs. At which point snoopy and spike :shades: hopped on board their ........
Segways, and rolled over to a nearby Starbucks, where they sat up at the bar, and begged the barista to fetch them freshly made...
catpuchinos, and as they toasted their feline favorites they sang.....

Cat Scratch Fever over and over and over until the other patrons screamed and demanded they be hurled from the doorways into the dusty streets of the small nevada town, only to be confronted by.....

a huge giraffe, who invites them to join him for a drink at the bar across the street. As it turns out, the giraffe can't hold his liquor and passes out in a heap on the floor.
Snoopy and Spike figure they'd best be on their way, and head for the door, stepping over the giraffe on their way out. The bartender calls out to them, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there on the floor!". Snoopy yells back, "It's not a lion--it's a giraffe!"
He and Spike run out into the street, just as a...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:12 am

Wallstone wrote:
a huge giraffe, who invites them to join him for a drink at the bar across the street. As it turns out, the giraffe can't hold his liquor and passes out in a heap on the floor.
Snoopy and Spike figure they'd best be on their way, and head for the door, stepping over the giraffe on their way out. The bartender calls out to them, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there on the floor!". Snoopy yells back, "It's not a lion--it's a giraffe!"
He and Spike run out into the street, just as a...

,,,,,,,member of the BJA (Bad Joke Agency) walks in. With a groan, he draws his weapon, and a torrent of semi-spoiled banana peals rapid fires out across the street in their path. As they slip and slide, they fall into an open manhole (personal access cover), landing in the slimy water (run-off). Instantly insane laughter peals through the dark urban caverns ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:55 pm

Alberta Boy wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
a huge giraffe, who invites them to join him for a drink at the bar across the street. As it turns out, the giraffe can't hold his liquor and passes out in a heap on the floor.
Snoopy and Spike figure they'd best be on their way, and head for the door, stepping over the giraffe on their way out. The bartender calls out to them, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there on the floor!". Snoopy yells back, "It's not a lion--it's a giraffe!"
He and Spike run out into the street, just as a...

,,,,,,,member of the BJA (Bad Joke Agency) walks in. With a groan, he draws his weapon, and a torrent of semi-spoiled banana peals rapid fires out across the street in their path. As they slip and slide, they fall into an open manhole (personal access cover), landing in the slimy water (run-off). Instantly insane laughter peals through the dark urban caverns ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

of the Morlocks, who immediately swarm over them, and, subduing them easily, the Morlocks then carry them off through many miles of twisting, labyrinthine tunnels into an vast underground lair, unknown to the city dwellers above. As their journey continues deeper and deeper beneath the city, the tunnels gradually become drier and better lit, and Snoopy and Spike are amazed to discover a vast community of hundreds and possibly thousands of the outcast Morlocks living together in peaceful coexistence many fathoms below the city. Finally they are taken into the audience chamber of the Awesome Queen Bee, who greets them with ...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:10 pm

java wrote:
Alberta Boy wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
a huge giraffe, who invites them to join him for a drink at the bar across the street. As it turns out, the giraffe can't hold his liquor and passes out in a heap on the floor.
Snoopy and Spike figure they'd best be on their way, and head for the door, stepping over the giraffe on their way out. The bartender calls out to them, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there on the floor!". Snoopy yells back, "It's not a lion--it's a giraffe!"
He and Spike run out into the street, just as a...

,,,,,,,member of the BJA (Bad Joke Agency) walks in. With a groan, he draws his weapon, and a torrent of semi-spoiled banana peals rapid fires out across the street in their path. As they slip and slide, they fall into an open manhole (personal access cover), landing in the slimy water (run-off). Instantly insane laughter peals through the dark urban caverns ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

of the Morlocks, who immediately swarm over them, and, subduing them easily, the Morlocks then carry them off through many miles of twisting, labyrinthine tunnels into an vast underground lair, unknown to the city dwellers above. As their journey continues deeper and deeper beneath the city, the tunnels gradually become drier and better lit, and Snoopy and Spike are amazed to discover a vast community of hundreds and possibly thousands of the outcast Morlocks living together in peaceful coexistence many fathoms below the city. Finally they are taken into the audience chamber of the Awesome Queen Bee, who greets them with ...
dreams of milk and honey, while sitting in a blue room. but quikly their attention is turned to ...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:55 pm

KK wrote:
java wrote:
Alberta Boy wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
a huge giraffe, who invites them to join him for a drink at the bar across the street. As it turns out, the giraffe can't hold his liquor and passes out in a heap on the floor.
Snoopy and Spike figure they'd best be on their way, and head for the door, stepping over the giraffe on their way out. The bartender calls out to them, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there on the floor!". Snoopy yells back, "It's not a lion--it's a giraffe!"
He and Spike run out into the street, just as a...

,,,,,,,member of the BJA (Bad Joke Agency) walks in. With a groan, he draws his weapon, and a torrent of semi-spoiled banana peals rapid fires out across the street in their path. As they slip and slide, they fall into an open manhole (personal access cover), landing in the slimy water (run-off). Instantly insane laughter peals through the dark urban caverns ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

of the Morlocks, who immediately swarm over them, and, subduing them easily, the Morlocks then carry them off through many miles of twisting, labyrinthine tunnels into an vast underground lair, unknown to the city dwellers above. As their journey continues deeper and deeper beneath the city, the tunnels gradually become drier and better lit, and Snoopy and Spike are amazed to discover a vast community of hundreds and possibly thousands of the outcast Morlocks living together in peaceful coexistence many fathoms below the city. Finally they are taken into the audience chamber of the Awesome Queen Bee, who greets them with ...
dreams of milk and honey, while sitting in a blue room. but quikly their attention is turned to ...
the sad and desperate plight of the Morlocks, who are forced to live their isolated existance far below from the sunlight and away from the fresh air because of the unreasoning fears and irrational rejection of the city dwellers, just because...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:16 pm

...[/quote]dreams of milk and honey, while sitting in a blue room. but quikly their attention is turned to ...[/quote]the sad and desperate plight of the Morlocks, who are forced to live their isolated existance far below from the sunlight and away from the fresh air because of the unreasoning fears and irrational rejection of the city dwellers, just because...[/quote]they listen to that long haired rock and roll music ever since chuck bery's tour bus came through town and was .......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:16 pm

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they listen to that long haired rock and roll music ever since chuck bery's tour bus came through town and was .......

rear-ended by a an out-of-control Humvee being driven by former child star...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:28 pm

Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
they listen to that long haired rock and roll music ever since chuck bery's tour bus came through town and was .......

rear-ended by a an out-of-control Humvee being driven by former child star...
gary coleman who couldn't see over the dashboard. When asked about the incident his only reply was......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:00 am

KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
they listen to that long haired rock and roll music ever since chuck bery's tour bus came through town and was .......

rear-ended by a an out-of-control Humvee being driven by former child star...
gary coleman who couldn't see over the dashboard. When asked about the incident his only reply was......


whatchoo talkin bout willis? whereupon the police set upon him in rodney king fashion, kicking and striking him with batons, when out of the blue, there appeared...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:41 pm

jamesjchrist wrote:
KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
they listen to that long haired rock and roll music ever since chuck bery's tour bus came through town and was .......

rear-ended by a an out-of-control Humvee being driven by former child star...
gary coleman who couldn't see over the dashboard. When asked about the incident his only reply was......


whatchoo talkin bout willis? whereupon the police set upon him in rodney king fashion, kicking and striking him with batons, when out of the blue, there appeared...

Underdog, with Simon Bar Sinister right on his tail. As Underdog attempted to rescue Gary, Simon blasted the whole crowd with a devolvo-ray which...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:39 pm

Underdog, with Simon Bar Sinister right on his tail. As Underdog attempted to rescue Gary, Simon blasted the whole crowd with a devolvo-ray which...[/quote]

...only works in cartoon land, so the cops walked over and pimp slapped him. He ran off crying while Underdog just...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:26 pm

Joebert wrote:
Underdog, with Simon Bar Sinister right on his tail. As Underdog attempted to rescue Gary, Simon blasted the whole crowd with a devolvo-ray which...

...only works in cartoon land, so the cops walked over and pimp slapped him. He ran off crying while Underdog just...[/quote]

casually lifted his leg on a fire hydrant, and hailed a taxi. "Take me to..."
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:53 pm

Wallstone wrote:
Joebert wrote:
Underdog, with Simon Bar Sinister right on his tail. As Underdog attempted to rescue Gary, Simon blasted the whole crowd with a devolvo-ray which...

...only works in cartoon land, so the cops walked over and pimp slapped him. He ran off crying while Underdog just...

casually lifted his leg on a fire hydrant, and hailed a taxi. "Take me to..."[/quote]the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:46 pm

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the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
Sweet Polly Purebread. At the cat house, the madam assured him that...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:06 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
Sweet Polly Purebread. At the cat house, the madam assured him that...

...all of the cats had been wormed. Underdog nodded his approval. He was ready to get down to business. "What can I get for $5?" he inquired. The madam thought for a second and responded, "Well, there's always the old..."
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:26 pm

Wallstone wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
Sweet Polly Purebread. At the cat house, the madam assured him that...

...all of the cats had been wormed. Underdog nodded his approval. He was ready to get down to business. "What can I get for $5?" he inquired. The madam thought for a second and responded, "Well, there's always the old..."
deuteronmy, now that cats is no longer he has a lot of spare time on his hands. he has been keeping busy by ......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:07 pm

KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
Sweet Polly Purebread. At the cat house, the madam assured him that...

...all of the cats had been wormed. Underdog nodded his approval. He was ready to get down to business. "What can I get for $5?" he inquired. The madam thought for a second and responded, "Well, there's always the old..."
deuteronmy, now that cats is no longer he has a lot of spare time on his hands. he has been keeping busy by ......

finding hot new talent for internet sites, but since he is OLD deuteronomy and his eyesight has gone bad, he has found.....
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:18 pm

jamesjchrist wrote:
KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
the cat house, i'm in need of some good .......
Sweet Polly Purebread. At the cat house, the madam assured him that...

...all of the cats had been wormed. Underdog nodded his approval. He was ready to get down to business. "What can I get for $5?" he inquired. The madam thought for a second and responded, "Well, there's always the old..."
deuteronmy, now that cats is no longer he has a lot of spare time on his hands. he has been keeping busy by ......

finding hot new talent for internet sites, but since he is OLD deuteronomy and his eyesight has gone bad, he has found.....
the new talent is nothing to caw about. though he searched and he tried he could not replace what he lost. Now poor snoopy finds himself looking at......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:21 pm

KK wrote:
the new talent is nothing to caw about. though he searched and he tried he could not replace what he lost. Now poor snoopy finds himself looking at......

a mirror and wondering where the heck Underdog went. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Underdog appears and he and Snoopy are reunited. They are glad to be back together, and decide to head over to Barney the Purple Dinosaur's house for some old-fashioned...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:59 pm

Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
the new talent is nothing to caw about. though he searched and he tried he could not replace what he lost. Now poor snoopy finds himself looking at......

a mirror and wondering where the heck Underdog went. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Underdog appears and he and Snoopy are reunited. They are glad to be back together, and decide to head over to Barney the Purple Dinosaur's house for some old-fashioned...
karaoke singing I love you, You love me , we're a happy family when all of a sudden they looked out the window and saw......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:01 pm

KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
the new talent is nothing to caw about. though he searched and he tried he could not replace what he lost. Now poor snoopy finds himself looking at......

a mirror and wondering where the heck Underdog went. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Underdog appears and he and Snoopy are reunited. They are glad to be back together, and decide to head over to Barney the Purple Dinosaur's house for some old-fashioned...
karaoke singing I love you, You love me , we're a happy family when all of a sudden they looked out the window and saw......


Big Bird and Ernie marching down the street with a Mexican mariachi band! They corralled Barney and Snoopy out of the house and forced them into the streets where they were forced to sing LaBamba and do the limbo! A great time was had by all until...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:09 pm

Big Bird and Ernie marching down the street with a Mexican mariachi band! They corralled Barney and Snoopy out of the house and forced them into the streets where they were forced to sing LaBamba and do the limbo! A great time was had by all until...[/quote]they realized the moose weren't coming. Rolling Eyes At which point they packed up all of their gear and shuffled of to ........
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:12 pm

KK wrote:
Big Bird and Ernie marching down the street with a Mexican mariachi band! They corralled Barney and Snoopy out of the house and forced them into the streets where they were forced to sing LaBamba and do the limbo! A great time was had by all until...
they realized the moose weren't coming. Rolling Eyes At which point they packed up all of their gear and shuffled of to ........[/quote]


Buffalo, after they got their panties and scanties and...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:18 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Big Bird and Ernie marching down the street with a Mexican mariachi band! They corralled Barney and Snoopy out of the house and forced them into the streets where they were forced to sing LaBamba and do the limbo! A great time was had by all until...
they realized the moose weren't coming. Rolling Eyes At which point they packed up all of their gear and shuffled of to ........


Buffalo, after they got their panties and scanties and...[/quote]buffalo Bills Jerseys ( Bills stands for Boy I Love Losing Superbowls) and headed down to El Paso to pass the old el passo and .......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:22 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Big Bird and Ernie marching down the street with a Mexican mariachi band! They corralled Barney and Snoopy out of the house and forced them into the streets where they were forced to sing LaBamba and do the limbo! A great time was had by all until...
they realized the moose weren't coming. Rolling Eyes At which point they packed up all of their gear and shuffled of to ........


Buffalo, after they got their panties and scanties and...
buffalo Bills Jerseys ( Bills stands for Boy I Love Losing Superbowls) and headed down to El Paso to pass the old el passo and .......[/quote]



look for PeeWee's bike in The Alamo basement! Where, after taking a tour of The Alamo, they were told there is no basement, they began walking down a dirt road when all of a sudden it got dark, realllllllly dark, and out of no where, a big rig pulled up and offered them a lift, when to their horror, the driver revealved herself to be...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:27 pm

look for PeeWee's bike in The Alamo basement! Where, after taking a tour of The Alamo, they were told there is no basement, they began walking down a dirt road when all of a sudden it got dark, realllllllly dark, and out of no where, a big rig pulled up and offered them a lift, when to their horror, the driver revealved herself to be...[/quote]Large Alice, and it wasn't a big rig it was a wheelchair. Now this was one scary ass, mean looking , evil, woman who shouted at the top of her lungs.....
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