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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:27 pm

look for PeeWee's bike in The Alamo basement! Where, after taking a tour of The Alamo, they were told there is no basement, they began walking down a dirt road when all of a sudden it got dark, realllllllly dark, and out of no where, a big rig pulled up and offered them a lift, when to their horror, the driver revealved herself to be...[/quote]Large Alice, and it wasn't a big rig it was a wheelchair. Now this was one scary ass, mean looking , evil, woman who shouted at the top of her lungs.....
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:30 pm

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look for PeeWee's bike in The Alamo basement! Where, after taking a tour of The Alamo, they were told there is no basement, they began walking down a dirt road when all of a sudden it got dark, realllllllly dark, and out of no where, a big rig pulled up and offered them a lift, when to their horror, the driver revealved herself to be...
Large Alice, and it wasn't a big rig it was a wheelchair. Now this was one scary ass, mean looking , evil, woman who shouted at the top of her lungs.....[/quote]


and toted a "baby" in her lap! shocked At which time Big Bird and Ernie ran screaming from Alice's clutches and found themselves on a lonely, dark and deserted road where they began walking, ever so slowly, until they reached...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:35 pm

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and toted a "baby" in her lap! shocked At which time Big Bird and Ernie ran screaming from Alice's clutches and found themselves on a lonely, dark and deserted road where they began walking, ever so slowly, until they reached...[/quote] the cross roads. Now they had a decision to make. Do they head east into the rising sun or west into the setting sun. So they decided to flip a coin which came up ......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:38 pm

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and toted a "baby" in her lap! shocked At which time Big Bird and Ernie ran screaming from Alice's clutches and found themselves on a lonely, dark and deserted road where they began walking, ever so slowly, until they reached...
the cross roads. Now they had a decision to make. Do they head east into the rising sun or west into the setting sun. So they decided to flip a coin which came up ......[/quote]


East! So they remembered they had a cousin, Arnold Ziffel, and they headed out towards Green Acres. But when they got there, they discovered that...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:46 pm

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and toted a "baby" in her lap! shocked At which time Big Bird and Ernie ran screaming from Alice's clutches and found themselves on a lonely, dark and deserted road where they began walking, ever so slowly, until they reached...
the cross roads. Now they had a decision to make. Do they head east into the rising sun or west into the setting sun. So they decided to flip a coin which came up ......


East! So they remembered they had a cousin, Arnold Ziffel, and they headed out towards Green Acres. But when they got there, they discovered that...[/quote]life on a farm is kind of laid back ain't much an ole country boy like me can't hack. So they decided to plant some roots and .......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:50 pm

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life on a farm is kind of laid back ain't much an ole country boy like me can't hack. So they decided to plant some roots and .......

buy some seeds from old Mr. Haney, who charged them so much that they didn't have any money left over. But Mr. Haney offered them a high interest loan so they took the money and...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:18 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
life on a farm is kind of laid back ain't much an ole country boy like me can't hack. So they decided to plant some roots and .......

buy some seeds from old Mr. Haney, who charged them so much that they didn't have any money left over. But Mr. Haney offered them a high interest loan so they took the money and...
bought an 18,000 toilet and paid themselves billions in bonus money. After all in their previous lives they were bankers. When questioned about it they said.......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:11 pm

KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
life on a farm is kind of laid back ain't much an ole country boy like me can't hack. So they decided to plant some roots and .......

buy some seeds from old Mr. Haney, who charged them so much that they didn't have any money left over. But Mr. Haney offered them a high interest loan so they took the money and...
bought an 18,000 toilet and paid themselves billions in bonus money. After all in their previous lives they were bankers. When questioned about it they said.......

we'll be able to pay for it all, no problem, we're gonna borrow some more so we can build some condos down by the old mill stream with luxurious penthouse apartments and...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:23 am

we'll be able to pay for it all, no problem, we're gonna borrow some more so we can build some condos down by the old mill stream with luxurious penthouse apartments and...[/quote]

...put them in Central Park. We will call it Greenacres and it will be the place to be, we will cut down all the trees to build a farm the land. We will grow...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:34 pm

Joebert wrote:
we'll be able to pay for it all, no problem, we're gonna borrow some more so we can build some condos down by the old mill stream with luxurious penthouse apartments and...

...put them in Central Park. We will call it Greenacres and it will be the place to be, we will cut down all the trees to build a farm the land. We will grow...[/quote]

taters and youngun's, but we will try not to plant 'em too deep because in central park after dark, out come the .......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:26 pm

jamesjchrist wrote:
Joebert wrote:
we'll be able to pay for it all, no problem, we're gonna borrow some more so we can build some condos down by the old mill stream with luxurious penthouse apartments and...

...put them in Central Park. We will call it Greenacres and it will be the place to be, we will cut down all the trees to build a farm the land. We will grow...

taters and youngun's, but we will try not to plant 'em too deep because in central park after dark, out come the .......[/quote]strawberry fields gang. While shouting to give peace a chance they roam the park and ......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:09 am

KK wrote:
jamesjchrist wrote:
Joebert wrote:
we'll be able to pay for it all, no problem, we're gonna borrow some more so we can build some condos down by the old mill stream with luxurious penthouse apartments and...

...put them in Central Park. We will call it Greenacres and it will be the place to be, we will cut down all the trees to build a farm the land. We will grow...

taters and youngun's, but we will try not to plant 'em too deep because in central park after dark, out come the .......
strawberry fields gang. While shouting to give peace a chance they roam the park and ......[/quote]

trip on acid, do their own thing, and don't hurt anybody, until, suddenly a wolf in sheeps clothing comes along, and cons the innocent sheep into...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:42 pm

trip on acid, do their own thing, and don't hurt anybody, until, suddenly a wolf in sheeps clothing comes along, and cons the innocent sheep into...[/quote] voting for obama. now they realize they are being stimulated out of their hard earned cash. In desperaton they turn to ......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:00 pm

voting for obama. now they realize they are being stimulated out of their hard earned cash. In desperaton they turn to ......


mob violence. they storm the bastille and drag the bewildered czar and his beloved, hemophiliac son and the wan, but beautiful anastasia into the siberian night where they are pursued by hal-starved, winter wolves through the frozen forests of moonlit night, their sleigh moving ever faster as the sweat coated horses flee in mad desperation with every blood chilling howl, urging ever forward until at last......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:01 pm

jamesjchrist wrote:
voting for obama. now they realize they are being stimulated out of their hard earned cash. In desperaton they turn to ......


mob violence. they storm the bastille and drag the bewildered czar and his beloved, hemophiliac son and the wan, but beautiful anastasia into the siberian night where they are pursued by hal-starved, winter wolves through the frozen forests of moonlit night, their sleigh moving ever faster as the sweat coated horses flee in mad desperation with every blood chilling howl, urging ever forward until at last......
their knight in shining armor on hsi steed rushes in to sweep them from the last cold kiss of death. In fear and confusion they look at him and remark.....
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:57 pm

KK wrote:
jamesjchrist wrote:
voting for obama. now they realize they are being stimulated out of their hard earned cash. In desperaton they turn to ......


mob violence. they storm the bastille and drag the bewildered czar and his beloved, hemophiliac son and the wan, but beautiful anastasia into the siberian night where they are pursued by hal-starved, winter wolves through the frozen forests of moonlit night, their sleigh moving ever faster as the sweat coated horses flee in mad desperation with every blood chilling howl, urging ever forward until at last......
their knight in shining armor on hsi steed rushes in to sweep them from the last cold kiss of death. In fear and confusion they look at him and remark.....

"You aren't quite what we had in mind, can we wait for the next knight?" Perplexed, the knight looks up just as the wolves are about to descend on them, their long thin white teeth dripping with saliva, and a hellish look in their eyes. With one fell swing of his mighty sword, the knight...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:43 pm

"You aren't quite what we had in mind, can we wait for the next knight?" Perplexed, the knight looks up just as the wolves are about to descend on them, their long thin white teeth dripping with saliva, and a hellish look in their eyes. With one fell swing of his mighty sword, the knight...[/quote] sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:42 pm

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sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:04 am

java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:51 am

KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:12 am

java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
were being driven around the mountain as she came. she was driving six white horses, she was driving six white horses when she .....
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:32 pm

KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
were being driven around the mountain as she came. she was driving six white horses, she was driving six white horses when she .....
came, and when she finally came it was so animated and damn near explosive that wow things started churning, burning, and turning, causing a friction fire, expanding everyone's molecules and making all the electrons, protons, and neutrons start spinning so fast that...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:16 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
were being driven around the mountain as she came. she was driving six white horses, she was driving six white horses when she .....
came, and when she finally came it was so animated and damn near explosive that wow things started churning, burning, and turning, causing a friction fire, expanding everyone's molecules and making all the electrons, protons, and neutrons start spinning so fast that...

teleportation and time travel were invented, so that they all found themselves in medieval england during the reign of Henry II. The wolves were quickly dispatched by the Knights who say Neee and anastasia and amelia were quickly bundled off with the other ladies in waiting. Soon, they all found themselves in the dark palace at the enormous christmas feast with the enormous christmeas roast beast, when all of a sudden, the king cried out.....
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:35 pm

jamesjchrist wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
were being driven around the mountain as she came. she was driving six white horses, she was driving six white horses when she .....
came, and when she finally came it was so animated and damn near explosive that wow things started churning, burning, and turning, causing a friction fire, expanding everyone's molecules and making all the electrons, protons, and neutrons start spinning so fast that...

teleportation and time travel were invented, so that they all found themselves in medieval england during the reign of Henry II. The wolves were quickly dispatched by the Knights who say Neee and anastasia and amelia were quickly bundled off with the other ladies in waiting. Soon, they all found themselves in the dark palace at the enormous christmas feast with the enormous christmeas roast beast, when all of a sudden, the king cried out.....

...Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want. He then sat down and...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:24 pm

Joebert wrote:
jamesjchrist wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
java wrote:
KK wrote:
sliced open a bag of peanuts and enjoyed the show. as the group scattered in turmoil amidst screams of
laughter, the wolves began fighting over peanuts, proving that they were more human than had been previously realized. Anastasia screamed in vain as she suddenly realized...
she was a man shocked and if you think she was shocked just wait until ......
she finally learns the truth about her good friend and confidante, Amelia Earhart, who just then was coming around the mountain riding six white horses. Amelia quickly took stock of the situation and reacted defensively. Those poor wolves never knew what hit them as her six white horses...
were being driven around the mountain as she came. she was driving six white horses, she was driving six white horses when she .....
came, and when she finally came it was so animated and damn near explosive that wow things started churning, burning, and turning, causing a friction fire, expanding everyone's molecules and making all the electrons, protons, and neutrons start spinning so fast that...

teleportation and time travel were invented, so that they all found themselves in medieval england during the reign of Henry II. The wolves were quickly dispatched by the Knights who say Neee and anastasia and amelia were quickly bundled off with the other ladies in waiting. Soon, they all found themselves in the dark palace at the enormous christmas feast with the enormous christmeas roast beast, when all of a sudden, the king cried out.....

...Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want. He then sat down and...
dialed up the Wolfman Jack show on his interdimensional time transponder radio which could pick up radio waves from the future. Soon everybody was listening to Wolfman Jack while enjoying enormous pieces of the enormous beast of the enormous feast, and becoming enormous. Anastasia asked Amelia if she would like a piece of...
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PostSubject: Re: Never Ending Story ....   Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:02 pm

...Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want. He then sat down and...[/quote]dialed up the Wolfman Jack show on his interdimensional time transponder radio which could pick up radio waves from the future. Soon everybody was listening to Wolfman Jack while enjoying enormous pieces of the enormous beast of the enormous feast, and becoming enormous. Anastasia asked Amelia if she would like a piece of...[/quote] my heart now baby , break ak break another piece of my heart now won't you yea. when out on the roof top what should appear? a ...........
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