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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:05 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
when i peed it would flap around like one of those streamers

When a breast gets on the plate and they bring the machine down and flatten it, you swear it will never be normal again.
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:52 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
when i peed it would flap around like one of those streamers

When a breast gets on the plate and they bring the machine down and flatten it, you swear it will never be normal again.
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more like pie crust that's been rolled out
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:19 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
when i peed it would flap around like one of those streamers

When a breast gets on the plate and they bring the machine down and flatten it, you swear it will never be normal again.
flapjacks

more like pie crust that's been rolled out
brittle and crackly?
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:21 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
when i peed it would flap around like one of those streamers

When a breast gets on the plate and they bring the machine down and flatten it, you swear it will never be normal again.
flapjacks

more like pie crust that's been rolled out
brittle and crackly?

my pie crust is tender and flaky
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:32 am

Free breast inspections here.
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:32 am

Joebert wrote:
Free breast inspections here.


I thought I recognized you.

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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:35 pm

Thanks for the mammaries...
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:26 pm

I hope they were happy.
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:01 am

Giada wrote:
Joebert wrote:
Free breast inspections here.


I thought I recognized you.


I just have a different hat and glasses now...same hands though!
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:46 am

Warm them up next time, will ya?
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PostSubject: Re: Older Than Dirt   Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:27 pm

Giada wrote:
Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. !
'Mum cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis , set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card.
My parents never drove me to school. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow).
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 19.
It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people...

I never had a telephone in my room.The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home... But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.
Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.
Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES from a friend :
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.

1.Candy cigarettes
2.Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
3.Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephone
5.Newsreels before the movie
6.TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate])
7.Peashooters
8. Howdy Doody
9. 45 RPM records
10.Hi-fi's
11. Metal ice trays with lever
12. Blue flashbulb
13.Cork popguns
14. Studebakers
15. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 11-15 =You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really OLD friends....
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older than dirt..
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