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PostSubject: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:31 am

This was in Glamour Magazine - 9 Things to Know About His Man Parts.



Don’t call it a penis
—you’re a temptress, not a textbook. Think majestic. Think powerful. And maybe think lewd.

Eeeeeasy! It’s not a pommel horse.
Three percent of American men suffer from Peyronie’s disease, a bent and scarred penis.

Women like compliments about their hair;
we like them about our tackle.

Don’t tell us about your well-endowed ex.
But if he was hung like a Christmas tree light, carry on.

The penis is not an only child.
Please do not neglect his twin brothers.

Yes, those of us without a foreskin
do wonder what we’re missing out on.

You like a manicured lawn?
No problem—but you may find stray hairs in your Bic.

It’s not that we want to constantly scratch,
but sometimes our balls stick to our thighs. Yes…it’s gross.

We’d never expect you to clean us up
with a damp towel after sex, but if you did, we’d promptly propose
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:00 am

giggle
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:12 pm

BMG wrote:
giggle

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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:14 pm

i never gave much thought to the whole foreskin thing
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:56 pm

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i never gave much thought to the whole foreskin thing

Me neither. idunno
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:23 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
i never gave much thought to the whole foreskin thing

Me neither. idunno
I have a friend who was circumcised at age 50. affraid He gave it A LOT of thought for the first two weeks after the surgery. Especially since he had to wear a cardboard toilet paper roll for "protection". giggle
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:44 pm

Wallstone wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
i never gave much thought to the whole foreskin thing

Me neither. idunno
I have a friend who was circumcised at age 50. affraid He gave it A LOT of thought for the first two weeks after the surgery. Especially since he had to wear a cardboard toilet paper roll for "protection". giggle
why did he do it?
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:48 pm

OMG Is he glad he did it?
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:53 pm

Giada wrote:
OMG Is he glad he did it?
yes, until a hot girl in a short skirt walks by
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:09 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
OMG Is he glad he did it?
yes, until a hot girl in a short skirt walks by


woopsy - there goes the cardboard toilet paper roll!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:28 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
OMG Is he glad he did it?
yes, until a hot girl in a short skirt walks by


woopsy - there goes the cardboard toilet paper roll!

and a stitch overeact affraid
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:18 pm

I don't remember the exact "circum" stances as to why he had it done, but it wasn't something he just decided to do. He was having recurring infections, or something like that.
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:24 pm

PLEASE! I'm trying to eat here!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:59 pm

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PLEASE! I'm trying to eat here!
Hotdogs? :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:02 pm

Wallstone wrote:
Joebert wrote:
PLEASE! I'm trying to eat here!
Hotdogs? :lol:

That would be bad wouldn't it?
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:14 am

LOL...
I remember making little homemade bongs from toilet paper rolls back in early highschool
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:55 pm

c/thru wrote:
LOL...
I remember making little homemade bongs from toilet paper rolls back in early highschool

another great way to recycle cardboard. C9peaceGrin
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:35 am

c/thru wrote:
LOL...
I remember making little homemade bongs from toilet paper rolls back in early highschool


We made bongs out of empty Pringles potato chip cans.


"Pass the Pringles please" giggle
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:59 pm

BMG wrote:
c/thru wrote:
LOL...
I remember making little homemade bongs from toilet paper rolls back in early highschool


We made bongs out of empty Pringles potato chip cans.


"Pass the Pringles please" giggle

Before or after the munchies? lolFlag
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:06 am

I remember making emergency "pipes" with cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tubes and tin foil, and also by wrapping several layers of tin foil around a pencil and fluting one end into a bowl... those little tin foil pipes got HOT
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:10 pm

Desperate times for desperate measures?
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:26 pm

Giada wrote:
Desperate times for desperate measures?

Necessity is the Mother of Invention.
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:07 pm

java wrote:
Giada wrote:
Desperate times for desperate measures?

Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

So true.
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:14 pm

java wrote:
Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

When I was a kid I had a record player that only played the 'small hole' 78's. I tried to convert it to a 45 player by taping a toilet paper roll to the turntable. :idea:
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Things To Know About His Man Parts   Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:37 pm

Wallstone wrote:
java wrote:
Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

When I was a kid I had a record player that only played the 'small hole' 78's. I tried to convert it to a 45 player by taping a toilet paper roll to the turntable. :idea:

So now you could play your 45s, but it sounded like the munchkins from Oz? lolFlag
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