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PostSubject: Public Service Announcement   Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:23 pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:37 pm

Ben Franklin knew his shit!
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:32 pm

Giada wrote:
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
I liked the other one we read over the weekend
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:06 pm

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:00 am

Alberta Boy wrote:
Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:47 pm

KK wrote:
Alberta Boy wrote:
Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:35 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
Alberta Boy wrote:
Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...

Could be, you never know what they are doing when the lights are off.
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:51 pm

Joebert wrote:
Could be, you never know what they are doing when the lights are off.

If they are Guppies, you know what they are doing when the lights are on ,,,,,,,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:51 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
Alberta Boy wrote:
Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...
i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:46 pm

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i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:11 pm

Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:
lol, yes with pulp bigWink
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:06 pm

KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:
lol, yes with pulp bigWink


OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we? A sante'
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:11 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:
lol, yes with pulp bigWink


OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we? A sante'
fish jizz in wine too?
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:12 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
KK wrote:
i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:
lol, yes with pulp bigWink


OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we? A sante'
fish jizz in wine too?

If there is, it's pickled! A sante'
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:14 pm

If there is, it's pickled! A sante'[/quote] like a martini
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:16 pm

KK wrote:
If there is, it's pickled! A sante'
like a martini[/quote]


There's a martini - where it be?
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:21 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
If there is, it's pickled! A sante'
like a martini


There's a martini - where it be?[/quote]shaken , not stirred
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:26 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
If there is, it's pickled! A sante'
like a martini


There's a martini - where it be?
shaken , not stirred[/quote]



Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:28 pm

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes[/quote]

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:31 pm

KK wrote:
Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?[/quote]


I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:35 pm

Giada wrote:
Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

Let's keep golf out of this...
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:38 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?


I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:[/quote]pulls up a chair and a camera
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:39 pm

Wallstone wrote:
Giada wrote:
Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

Let's keep golf out of this...
well that would be par for the course
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:40 pm

KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?


I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:
pulls up a chair and a camera[/quote]



Oh no...does tremendous exercise and face masks to get camera-ready . 3no
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement   Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:47 pm

Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Giada wrote:
KK wrote:
Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? nodYes

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?


I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:
pulls up a chair and a camera



Oh no...does tremendous exercise and face masks to get camera-ready . 3no[/quote]reddies photoshop, lol
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