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PostSubject: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:03 pm

Have you ever wondered where the phrase 'You Gotta Be Shittin' Me'' came from?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops.

There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.'

They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort.. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.'

And the Madam said, 'You gotta be shittin' me.'
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:37 pm

the word shit came from flamable manure on ships. they would catch fire in the hull of ships and were marked S H I T Ship high in transit
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:57 pm

OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:59 pm

Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.
i guess the word shit for any shit all came from the same place.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:26 pm

Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.

It comes from out of the cat's ass originally.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:43 pm

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Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.

It comes from out of the cat's ass originally.

Hey my dog works the same way. And I thought cats and dogs were so different.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:34 pm

Joebert wrote:
java wrote:
Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.

It comes from out of the cat's ass originally.

Hey my dog works the same way. And I thought cats and dogs were so different.
i remember a friend of mines dog ate a stocking one night we see it running around with this thing sticking 2' out of it's butt
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:52 pm

KK wrote:
Joebert wrote:
java wrote:
Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.

It comes from out of the cat's ass originally.

Hey my dog works the same way. And I thought cats and dogs were so different.
i remember a friend of mines dog ate a stocking one night we see it running around with this thing sticking 2' out of it's butt

That's just gross
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:54 pm

Joebert wrote:
KK wrote:
Joebert wrote:
java wrote:
Joebert wrote:
OK.... petkity Where cat shit came from.

It comes from out of the cat's ass originally.

Hey my dog works the same way. And I thought cats and dogs were so different.
i remember a friend of mines dog ate a stocking one night we see it running around with this thing sticking 2' out of it's butt

That's just gross
considering we were all really stoned at the time, it was pretty funny. he just stpped on the end and when the dog ran it came out
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:45 am

considering we were all really stoned at the time, it was pretty funny. he just stpped on the end and when the dog ran it came out[/quote]

poor pup
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:43 am

Joebert wrote:
considering we were all really stoned at the time, it was pretty funny. he just stpped on the end and when the dog ran it came out

poor pup[/quote]it was fine. i don't think it even realized what happened
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:59 am

KK wrote:
it was fine. i don't think it even realized what happened

He probably needed a good scouring. Dogs will eat practically anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:06 pm

java wrote:
KK wrote:
it was fine. i don't think it even realized what happened

He probably needed a good scouring. Dogs will eat practically anything.
i guess the greatest risk was it blocked it's intestines. or caught on something when coming out.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:20 am

Joebert wrote:
poor pup

or should that have read "poor poop"
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PostSubject: Re: Joke or not?   Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:40 am

or should that have read "poor poop"[/quote]

Or better yet poor pooper!
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