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PostSubject: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:13 am

Hopeless and Romantic in New York City
written by Jen at Dumbasablog.com
October 27, 2010


A warning from co-workers about women who troll internet dating sites prompted
Malik Turner of Harlem to hit the streets in search of love.

The fanny-pack wearing, 40-year-old Romeo posted countless hand-written personal ads
on New York City pay phones hoping his Juliet will heed his call.

In neat penmanship, Malik details the qualities that make him stand out.
The UPS worker likes cats and tigers, loves the color red and riding the train is his hobby.

He's also specific about what he's looking for. The special lady must be white or hispanic,
very promiscuous (into threesomes, 2 girls and 1 guy; or foursomes, 3 girls and 1 guy)
and dress in daisy dukes and spiked heels (5-6 inches high).

While he admits that all he wants is something casual, that doesn't mean he'll hook up with just anyone.
Malik makes it clear that hookers, gold diggers, she-males and dominatrixes need not apply.




LINK to original news article Jen reveiwed


When hearing of her son's approach to finding love, his mom got angry.
"What did you do, Malik?" she yelled. "What did you do?"

Asked how rigid he was about his ad's criteria, he said, "I'm not interested in anything else."
He is not searching for a fairy tale, or even a long-term relationship.
"I just want casual and promiscuous because I don't want anything serious," he said.

-NYPOST 10,2010




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PostSubject: Re: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:12 am

I read about this last month. It struck me as kind of odd the way he listed his preferences:

Very promiscuous, into 3some, 4some, 2 girls 1 guy, 3 girls 1 guy...short skirts with spike 6" heels, but yet, he doesn't want a hooker to answer.

What a maroon....

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PostSubject: Re: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:05 pm

that Madonna / Whore thing some men just love to hate or hate to love, who really knows

then the same kinda dude wanna try and call girls emotionally unstable idunno

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PostSubject: Re: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:33 pm

c/thru wrote:
that Madonna / Whore thing some men just love to hate or hate to love, who really knows

then the same kinda dude wanna try and call girls emotionally unstable idunno
I saw this guys pic and his personality is defiantly lacking..his mom prolly found out coz he lived with her..he is shoot for way more than he can ever have..
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PostSubject: Re: Harlem man embarrasses his mother   Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:28 am

The thing is, I didn't post that in Harlem. I have never been to NY.
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