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PostSubject: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:41 am


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Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't
Jake for Glamour Magazine

Every item on this list is supposed to turn men on.
Weirdly enough, says Glamour's relationship columnist Jake,
they may do just the opposite.




Fishnet Stockings


You might be thinking, "Now, wait a second, Jake, this sounds like nothing more
than one man's personal preference." To that I offer you exhibit A, my friend :
"When a woman wears fishnets, it's like she's banging you over the head with
'notice my legs,'" he says. "Believe me, a short skirt works just fine."



Too much Lipstick


Technically, superbright red lipstick is sexy, but it also seems to say,
"Look but don't touch, or you'll mess up my paparazzi-ready makeup."



"Screaming Orgasms," Jell-O Shots and Other Crazy Drinks



When Mark's date ordered a "Sex on the Beach" and gave him a flirtatious look,
he got uncomfortable. "Suddenly I was out with a vixen," he said.
"If that's the drink you like, great, but it doesn't add to your appeal."
Actually, the only order likely to impress a guy is a shot of whiskey,
and that's because most of us aren't man enough to down one.



Ear Blowing


There's nothing sexier than an accidental female breath in your ear, but when
one ex intentionally puffed into my left canal, I felt trapped in a Juicy Fruit-scented wind tunnel.
(Also, it kind of hurt.) And throwing in a growl or moan? Doesn't help.



Not Wearing Any Underwear

With this one, circumstances count. It's sexy when it's just for us,
and a thumbs-down when we find out you've spent the day that way.
See, when you go commando, we think you're ready for action in two snaps...
That's hot.
But if you've been alfresco at work for hours, it means other dudes were mere snaps away...
That's disturbing.


Face Spangles / glittery stuff

it's not not sexy; maybe it's even in style right now. But it marks
the point where makeup veers into arts 'n' crafts



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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:18 pm

("...that reminds me..." went the goblin now, explaining "...once married it's always best to say to her "would you like to the a baby then", and not "would you like to have a adolescent kid" although it's actually the same thing really...")
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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:19 pm

Well, I'm good to go on the one about drinks anyway.

I can toss back a shot of whiskey (or tequila or anything else) and not bat an eye.
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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:22 am

c/thru wrote:

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Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't
Jake for Glamour Magazine

Every item on this list is supposed to turn men on.
Weirdly enough, says Glamour's relationship columnist Jake,
they may do just the opposite.




Fishnet Stockings


You might be thinking, "Now, wait a second, Jake, this sounds like nothing more
than one man's personal preference." To that I offer you exhibit A, my friend :
"When a woman wears fishnets, it's like she's banging you over the head with
'notice my legs,'" he says. "Believe me, a short skirt works just fine."

i think they can be sexy. not as a steady diet, but they have there place


Too much Lipstick


Technically, superbright red lipstick is sexy, but it also seems to say,
"Look but don't touch, or you'll mess up my paparazzi-ready makeup."

not appealing


"Screaming Orgasms," Jell-O Shots and Other Crazy Drinks



When Mark's date ordered a "Sex on the Beach" and gave him a flirtatious look,
he got uncomfortable. "Suddenly I was out with a vixen," he said.
"If that's the drink you like, great, but it doesn't add to your appeal."
Actually, the only order likely to impress a guy is a shot of whiskey,
and that's because most of us aren't man enough to down one.

Again, time and place. not a steady diet of it


Ear Blowing


There's nothing sexier than an accidental female breath in your ear, but when
one ex intentionally puffed into my left canal, I felt trapped in a Juicy Fruit-scented wind tunnel.
(Also, it kind of hurt.) And throwing in a growl or moan? Doesn't help.

I happen to like this


Not Wearing Any Underwear

With this one, circumstances count. It's sexy when it's just for us,
and a thumbs-down when we find out you've spent the day that way.
See, when you go commando, we think you're ready for action in two snaps...
That's hot.
But if you've been alfresco at work for hours, it means other dudes were mere snaps away...
That's disturbing.

Again time and place an it can be very appealing

Face Spangles / glittery stuff

it's not not sexy; maybe it's even in style right now. But it marks
the point where makeup veers into arts 'n' crafts

no appeal


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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:12 pm

what is so wrong with a jello shot ? how does this turn a guy off ?
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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:16 pm

silversunpickup wrote:
what is so wrong with a jello shot ? how does this turn a guy off ?


LOL..there's an official medical term for that .... Jangelaphobia

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PostSubject: Re: Six "Sexy" Things That Aren't   Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:08 pm

silversunpickup wrote:
what is so wrong with a jello shot ? how does this turn a guy off ?

trust me, it doesn't
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